Net neutrality is a big deal to the left because it puts the government in charge of the internet. It puts the government in charge of content. It lets the government choose what you can watch and what you can't watch and what you pay for it. And that's bogus. In the name of competition, they want to take competition away from the net. They're leftists. They lie to you about what they want to do.

[A-listers] ended up abandoning Hillary [Clinton] more than they abandoned [Donald] Trump.

I'm a lovable, harmless, lovable, little fuzzball.

You're not gonna win every outing. I don't mean game. You're not gonna beat everybody out for the top job. Sometimes you're gonna be the best, but you're not gonna get the gig because there are other factors, people making the decision might like somebody more than they like you. It's vicious. And you have to be totally, singularly focused on yourself. Not in a bad way.

In many people's many people's minds this is the sole reason Barack Obama was elected. He was elected to fix race relations.

Profitability is where the country grows and everybody rises up with it.

If I lose my mind again and I tell you that I'm thinking of getting married, I want you to put me in a straight jacket and take me to the beach at high tide.