I saw a survey and it is that NFL fans are fed up with listening to players talk about politics.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

[Donald] Trump just said that he thinks his supporters will be okay and understanding with his decision not to prosecute the Clintons.

Every third our fourth generation that comes along refuses to accept the way their parents and grandparents are living. They just don't want any part of it, and Millennials are doing that in a way. The Millennials, you talk to a lot of their parents, and they don't recognize 'em when they compare them to themselves.

The press has met their Waterloo, and it's Obama.

This is [Joe] Biden's unique way. I mean, here's a guy that never makes a gaffe, right?

Even when I think I'm wrong I'm right. I am all-knowing.