I happen to live in reality. The name of my city is Literalville. And it makes a lot of people uncomfortable.

Sorry to interrupt myself, but it's the only way I stop talking.

He's one fry short of a Happy Meal.

Hillary Clinton said that white women did not vote for her because their husbands told them not to. You remember that? And we all said, "Wait a minute. What happened to feminism? Who are all of these docile women who are only doing what their husbands and boyfriends tell 'em to do?" But Hillary said that. White women didn't vote for her because their husbands didn't like Hillary and their husbands are telling them.

Isn't it just heart-stopping and mind-numbing when you stop and realize that the Republican Party doesn't want to win?

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

Donald Trump has no design to transform America. Donald Trump doesn't think America is second-rate. Donald Trump doesn't think America's guilty. Donald Trump doesn't think America owes people things. Donald Trump doesn't think that the borders are to be wide open so that anybody who wants here can come here because we've screwed them at some time in the past.