I'm a lovable, harmless, lovable, little fuzzball.

Is it a coincidence that in 1998, Barack Obama talks about a majority coalition of welfare recipients and in 2012 we got a record number of Americans on food stamps while he's president? I don't think it's a coincidence.

Football is brutality. Football is career-ending, life-threatening injury just by stepping on the field.

The Donald Trump of Washington ends up being portrayed by all of these news stories that happen to be sourced by anonymous leakers. Every day in Washington at 5:30 there's a new bombshell in the Drive-By Media from an anonymous source once again informing us how incompetent, how ill-mannered, how ill-prepared, how in chaos, how out of touch Donald Trump is.

I never talk about things that don't matter. I never talk about things that are unimportant. I always talk about things that interest me.

Liberals measure compassion by counting the number of people receiving government help.

If you really want to end income inequality, I've got the way to fix it. People who don't work shouldn't get any income.