Barack Obama and his followers and his adorers have decided he can bring us all together, that he can reach across aisles, he can reach across oceans. Who knows, he might be able to reach across galaxies, bring people together, to find common ground from the mountaintop, and so, my friends.

I want people to enjoy the fruits of their labors.

I sometimes wish I weren't as logical as I am and I wish I weren't as smart as I am, because I'd be happy.

Snerdley is one of the most loyal employees. Snerdley believes that I have only received about 2% of the credit that I deserve for a whole bunch of stuff. So any time he gets a caller like you he’ll put you to the top.

In America , the media lives in a vacuum where they are able to not just criticize; they're able to destroy.

The Republicans want illegal immigrants for different reasons. They want 'em for cheap labor. Democrats want 'em for voters. Well, Republicans would like that too.

How many of you guys in your own experience with women have learned that no means yes, if you know how to spot it?