I've got the greatest line in the world about the pope coming out in favor of contraception, and I don't dare use it. I don't even dare hint getting close because the moment you understand it, I'm in trouble. So it's something I've gotta contain and avoid bursting and so forth, and now you're frustrated because I've teased you with it.

[The Democrats] can't stop anything. It's why everybody's so confused why they reelected [Nancy] Pelosi.

What I meant when I say that the media are bots, I don't want anybody misunderstand this. I'm watching CNN and one of their infobabes is doing this report on Al Franken questioning [Jeff] Sessions during the confirmation hearings. I'm convinced - and they played an edited version of it. It was edited by somebody to make it look like it was something other than what it was, and I'm convinced this infobabe hasn't the slightest clue.

Everybody ought to relish profitability.

People do not relate to nor do they like Hillary Clinton.

Vote to protect your family. Vote for honesty, integrity, and accountability.

I want Obama to have to weigh in on Ben Affleck as Batman. It's about time Obama went to work.