One Rockette, who's probably a lug head, doesn't even know which end's up or down, ends up making news, and the media loves to present it.

I always thought it was due to liberals are about the collective whereas conservatives are more about individual liberty and responsibility. So it kind of makes sense that liberals are more prone to rally around each other no matter what. It's kind of a hive mind-set.

You can be prosecuted if you tell the truth about Islam.

Liberals measure compassion by counting the number of people receiving government help.

You can use the tax code to make people smoke less. You can use the tax code to make 'em smoke more. You can use the tax code to make 'em buy beer or buy less beer, more booze or less booze. You can screw the tax code around to make 'em make more charitable contributions. You think they're going to get rid of this power? Ain't no way, fool.

You can't understand the Electoral College unless you know what federalism is, and federalism is one of these terms that, in many cases, means the exact opposite of the word as it's currently applied.

Events sometimes are the biggest teachers, as opposed to words, lectures, and that kind of thing.