The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit.

What I know is that taxation, as far as liberal Democrats are concerned, is not about money. It's about power.

I'm falling back on what some of the standard protocols for politics are after victory. We in America do not prosecute defeated political enemies.

Ninety percent of my thoughts are, "How will this work on the radio?"

You know, Hillary Clinton's out there saying, we need smart diplomacy. We need to do smart power. And that means empathizing with our enemy, understanding their grievances, like we understand the grievances of homosexuals, like we understand the grievances of African-Americans. We must learn to understand the grievances of ISIS.

I wanted to be a success in radio. There was no way it was ever gonna happen if I stayed where I was born. It was not possible. Nothing against where I was born. Nothing against the people there. It just wasn't possible.

Hillary [Clinton] had started running a million-dollar ad campaign trying to define [Donald] Trump as temperamentally unfit for the office and intellectually unfit. No experience. It's dangerous to let Trump anywhere near the nuclear codes and the push button and so forth.