The best discussion of trouble in boardroom and business office is found in newspapers' own financial pages and speeches by journalists in management jobs.

When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible - cowards and fools.

You can't enjoy light verse with a heavy heart.

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.

Etiquette is the grease that makes it possible for all of us to rub together without unnecessary overheating.

Children rarely want to know who their parents were before they were parents, and when age finally stirs their curiosity, there is no parent left to tell them.

It takes great self-confidence to write a newspaper column. Some might say it takes arrogance. Be that as it may, my willingness to pronounce on a great many matters of which I have little or no knowledge is one of my prime qualifications for this trade.