The people who say: 'You are what you eat' have always seemed addled to me. In my opinion, you are what you think, and if you don't think, you can eat all the meat in Kansas City and still be nothing but a vegetable.

Happiness is a small and unworthy goal for something as big and fancy as a whole lifetime, and should be taken in small doses.

A railroad station? That was sort of a primitive airport, only you didn't have to take a cab 20 miles out of town to reach it.

Feel good about linking hands in human chain for good causes.

Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories: those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.

The biographer's problem is that he never knows enough. The autobiographer's problem is that he knows too much.

People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.