A $10 million windfall? At today's prices, I'd feel almost as rich as I did one day in 1936 when I found a dime on the sidewalk and blew the whole wad on 20 Mary Jane candy bars, a box of jujubes, and a double feature.

Poetry is so vital to us until school spoils it.

The worst thing about the miracle of modern communications is the Pavlovian pressure it places upon everyone to communicate whenever a bell rings.

Research is a scientific activity dedicated to discovering what makes grass green.

Skins tanned to the consistency of well-traveled alligator suitcases.

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.

Newspaper people, once celebrated as founts of ribald humor and uncouth fun, have of late lost all their gaiety, and small wonder.