Scientists have been struck by the fact that things that break down virtually never get lost, while things that get lost hardly ever break down.
Russell BakerA railroad station? That was sort of a primitive airport, only you didn't have to take a cab 20 miles out of town to reach it.
Russell BakerThe people who say: 'You are what you eat' have always seemed addled to me. In my opinion, you are what you think, and if you don't think, you can eat all the meat in Kansas City and still be nothing but a vegetable.
Russell Baker