In an age when the fashion is to be in love with yourself, confessing to be in love with somebody else is an admission of unfaithfulness to one's beloved.
Russell BakerEvery day and in every way, baseball gets fancier. A few more years and they'll be playing on oriental rugs.
Russell BakerEtiquette is the grease that makes it possible for all of us to rub together without unnecessary overheating.
Russell BakerHow many more years will our educators continue to lecture us on the evils of whipping children until they bring home high grades? Year after year we listen to these fellows tell us that it is not the grade that counts but the development of the child's personality. After the lecture they go back to all the best schools and reject our children because they have C averages.
Russell Baker