Thus another friendship was dashed on the cruel rocks amid the storm of my self-destruction.

The bad-boy label is just an assumption.

I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.

My life is just a series of embarrassing incidents strung together by telling people about those embarrassing incidents.

For me happiness occurs arbitrarily: a moment of eye contact on a bus, where all at once you fall in love; or a frozen second in a park where it's enough that there are trees in the world.

If you're a drug addict, then you've always got drugs, so you're a criminal. So you're gonna get into problems.

This is no time for drinking a mug of water - which you would do nowhere else in the world. A mug of water! You just don't drink water from mugs, do ya? Except on the telly. Water out of a mug! Should be a hot drink... mug of water.