No one shuts their laptop after looking at pornography and says, 'What a productive time I just spent connecting with the world!'

Over the road there was a church: a modern gray building, which constantly played a recording of church bells. Strange it was. Why no proper bells? I never went in but I bet it was a robot church for androids, where the Bible was in binary and their Jesus had laser eyes and metal claws.

How we treat the vulnerable is how we define ourselves as a species.

Some people were just getting on with their lives, chatting, being young. It simply wouldn't do.

You shouldn't eat animals, it's mean to them.

If anybody needs any help with anything, I'm prepared to help.

This is no time for drinking a mug of water - which you would do nowhere else in the world. A mug of water! You just don't drink water from mugs, do ya? Except on the telly. Water out of a mug! Should be a hot drink... mug of water.