My life is just a series of embarrassing incidents strung together by telling people about those embarrassing incidents.

Life’s never a postcard of life, is it? It never feels like how you’d want it to look.

As a person I'm a little more doubtful, introspective and analytical.

It is 10 years since I used drugs or drank alcohol and my life has improved immeasurably. I have a job, a house, a cat, good friendships and generally a bright outlook.

I know that's the sort of thing people say and I really hate it when people say the sort of things people say. I always think, 'You don't mean that, you just think it sounds good.

Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so perfect, that you think: I did not create this line. This line belongs to all of us. Surely this is a line of God

Imagining the overthrow of the current political system is the only way I can be enthused about politics.