I've been wanting to tell people my theory about what goes on after time. It's beyond our consciousness. We get glimpses of it between the infrared and the ultraviolet - the narrow narrow corridor of light that we are able to perceive.
Russell BrandOver the road there was a church: a modern gray building, which constantly played a recording of church bells. Strange it was. Why no proper bells? I never went in but I bet it was a robot church for androids, where the Bible was in binary and their Jesus had laser eyes and metal claws.
Russell BrandLifeโs never a postcard of life, is it? It never feels like how youโd want it to look.
Russell BrandMy mate Karl once told me heโd been looking after this five-year-old boy who โ not knowing enough to have an ironic inflection to his words โ said, โI want something.โ He didnโt know what it was. Not โI want sweetsโ, or โa can of Cokeโ, or โto watch the Tweeniesโ, or whatever it is theyโre into now (I like Bagpuss), but โI want something.โ All of us, I think, have that feeling. And what heroin does when you first start taking it is tell you what that something is.
Russell BrandI really, really love children and I think probably among children is when I feel mostly berated. It's not like I feel like oh, there's some children here. I have to tone it down. I go nuts with children especially when I ain't got none. So when I'm round my mates' children, I jest them kids up first. I swear at them, I get more worked up, I say crazy stuff to them, fill their heads with nonsense and then I leave them.
Russell Brand