By puberty I learned that nothing worth having could be easily attained and to succeed one must be single minded.
Russell BrandNormally, I'm good at first dates, 'cause that's the only date I ever have, so I know how to control it and be confident.
Russell BrandAll penguins are the same below the surface, which I think is as perfect an analogy as we're likely to get for the futility of racism.
Russell BrandExecutive producers don't have to do anything. Nor do any kind of producers. They just sit around on deck chairs watching stuff, and if it gets cold, they leave. Actually I suppose as a producer you've got to be involved in helping out with solving problems.
Russell BrandOver the road there was a church: a modern gray building, which constantly played a recording of church bells. Strange it was. Why no proper bells? I never went in but I bet it was a robot church for androids, where the Bible was in binary and their Jesus had laser eyes and metal claws.
Russell Brand