There's nothing like sitting back and talking to your cows.

When I was a little kid, I used to really embarrass my parents.

Are you not entertained?

Nobody wants zealotry in a police force, you know? You do want to know that the guy who's got that badge, is confident enough to judge a certain level of benign corruption. Like a man steals some food to feed his starving children.

Perhaps it is good to have a beautiful mind, but an even greater gift is to discover a beautiful heart.

This is possibly the most shameful situation I've ever gotten myself in in my life, and I've done some pretty dumb things in my life. So to actually make a new No. 1 is spectacularly stupid.

Some people have got advice, some people have got horror stories. I like people that look you in the eye with a glow and say "It's gonna be cool."