Camouflage is a game we all like to play

If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved.

Clutter is what happens to things when they become useless but friendly.

The Art Snob will stand back from a picture at some distance, his head cocked slightly to one side

Ragtime was a fanfare for the 20th century.

A truly appreciative child will break, lose, spoil, or fondle to death any really successful gift within a matter of minutes.

Cynicism is the intellectual cripple's substitute for intelligence. It is the dishonest businessman's substitute for conscience. It is the communicator's substitute, whether he is advertising man or editor or writer, for self-respect.