Cynicism is the intellectual cripple's substitute for intelligence. It is the dishonest businessman's substitute for conscience. It is the communicator's substitute, whether he is advertising man or editor or writer, for self-respect.

Camouflage is a game we all like to play, but our secrets are as surely revealed by what we want to seem to be as by what we want to conceal.

Ragtime was a fanfare for the 20th century.

Tennis is an addiction that once it has truly hooked a man will not let him go.

Clutter is what happens to things when they become useless but friendly.

Camouflage is a game we all like to play

It is always well to accept your own shortcomings with candor but to regard those of your friends with polite incredulity.