Do you know what it is sir? Do you know what the Dance Dance Revolution is? It's not an actual revolution, so you don't have to worry about that. It's not like a bunch of Asians are going to knock on your door 'Hey! Start dancing!'
Russell PetersIndians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white.
Russell PetersI will never stop doing stand-up; that's my career, but I will do movies in Hollywood.
Russell PetersThe fans in Canada have been there since day one. They're the originals. When people say that's your roots, that's literally my roots. I've just cut this tree off and replanted it somewhere else and it started growing, but the roots are still here.
Russell PetersI don't need Hollywood. With or without them, I'll be fine. But I'll admit it would be nice to have them on board.
Russell PetersUntil you have a child, you won't really understand that you would actually throw yourself in front of a bus for your child. Like, you don't really get it. Like, it's like, 'Hell no.' You know, 'She's only two. I can make another one.' You know? But, you know, you have a baby, and then you actually care about this person.
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