On my best day, I cannot do Scottish people. I don't even believe that's a real accent, to be honest with you. I think they probably sound like us when they're in the house. It's how they keep people away from them.
Russell PetersThere's always someone who's going to interpret my material as racist, but it's not. Racism comes from intent and power. A racist will tell a joke about a group of people only when they're not in the room. I'll talk about a group of people only when they're in the room.
Russell PetersThere's a big difference between race and culture. Because racially, I'm an Indian man. Culturally, not at all.
Russell PetersStand-up and boxing are very similar. You're the only one out there, you're going into a fight, and you're going in with a game plan.
Russell Peters