If you're thinking of becoming a critic, why not make other plans?
When you finally learn how to do it, you're too old for the good parts.
Acting is the use of human experience with talent added.
You have to have a talent for having talent.
Nothing dates one so dreadfully as to think someplace is uptown. At our age one must be watchful of these conversational gray hairs.
I think there is one smashing rule: never face the facts.