If I have any particular appeal to women, maybe it's because I listen more than other guys do and appreciate how they think and feel about things.

I know there are only so many characters I'll be able to play.

I tried to find something real in essentially something thats science fiction or something-for me, anyways-not having an experience like this.

You know how sometimes department stores have these things where, if you win, you get 10 minutes to go in and take anything you want from the store? That's basically what I'm doing. I'm running in and just trying to grab as many characters as possible before they pull the plug on me.

I went through puberty in a theme park. I'm grateful. That place was a landscape to me. I had adventures every day.

If I eat a huge meal and I can get the girl to rub my belly, I think that's about as romantic as I can think of.

It's sad, because he just doesn't have any ambition outside of loving his wife and his daughter — which should be enough but doesn't seem to be enough in this case.