Do that which will make you happiest both now and in the future.
I'd like to hear them be a bit more creative, though. I've heard 'you're a sieve, you stink' my whole life and you can tell it's obviously affected me.
Sometimes wisdom comes from suffering, and sometimes suffering comes from wisdom.
Everything is nothing, and nothing is everything.
They that believe that ignorance is bliss, are ignorant and have never known bliss.
As I have always found, and often am forced to remember, to all things there is a beginning and an end.