I dragged my wife from our honeymoon in Africa and landed her in Ontario, Canada, when it was -40 degrees.

Martin Campbell is a director who has that ability to marshal so many forces together and create a film.

When I exhale, I just turn right into Louie Anderson.

When I was 21 I think I thought I was 31. I was always kind of doing the right thing, and it wasn't until my late twenties that I became just a completely wild asshole. So I should've had that out of my system already and I was too busy being a grown-up.

I just want to finish what I'm doing and go home. I want to have a weekend. I want to have breakfast, a stack of pancakes. I don't want to not enjoy where I am at this very moment. So, every time I plan something the exact opposite happens.

I remember being upset because I was finally legal to drink in Canada, and I decided to throw that all away and move to America, where I had to wait another two years. I came here to do improv and to try to join the Groundlings.

I'm going to admit when I'm clueless, and I'm going to ask people for help when I don't know the answer to something.