I don't get a lot of romantic comedy scripts.

I dragged my wife from our honeymoon in Africa and landed her in Ontario, Canada, when it was -40 degrees.

Hollywood is like a stock market - you're always up and down and all around. With age, you start to invest less in the outcome of that.

That's why you and I had friction? God, I always thought it was 'cause, 'cause I fooled around with your daughter freshman year.

Every time I've gotten myself into trouble, it's because I'm choosing a project based on a long-term career goal as opposed to something that speaks to me at the moment.

I don't expect success. I prepare for it.

My father was swallowed alive by his own anus. It was a terrible way to go.