I loathe writing. On the other hand I'm a great believer in money.
We old roosters must be cautious. Don't try to outwit your arteries.
In my more pompous moments I like to think of myself as a writer rather than a humorist, but I suppose that's merely the vanity of advancing age.
The dubious privilege of a freelance writer is he’s given the freedom to starve anywhere.
Fate was dealing from the bottom of the deck.
The worst disgrace that can befall a producer is an unkind notice from a New York reviewer. When this happens, the producer becomes a pariah in Hollywood. He is shunned by his friends, thrown into bankruptcy, and like a Japanese electing hara-kiri, he commits suttee.