You can learn by listening, or by getting whacked between the eyes with a two-by-four. I always found listening easier.

A libertarian is someone who can believe that the police are no more than a gang of thugs without realizing that in the absence of police, thugs will gather into gangs.

And the first king was a lucky soldier.

Nothing's free and only the cheaper things can be bought with money.

Love isn't like money--the more you give away the more you get back, and the more you have to give.

I'm always diplomatic when heavily outnumbered by armed strangers.

Bad writers have influences. Good writers steal.