Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and something called relationships.

I remember, when I was in university I studied history, and there was this one major historian of the Third Reich, Ian Kershaw. And his quote was, 'The path to Auschwitz was paved with indifference.' I know it's not very funny being a comedian talking about the Holocaust, but I think it's an interesting idea that not everyone in Germany had to be a raving anti-Semite. They just had to be apathetic.

I think pulling off, pulling off a kind of fake documentary of me being a, you know, actual dictator would have been extremely difficult, if not impossible.

I enjoyed being anonymous.

A good wife must be strong enough to pull a plough and have a very erotic physique.

I think if you come from a history of persecution you have to develop a sense of humour.

Jews have a tendency to become comedians.