I can make a virtue of slapdash. Slapdash can give you courage.

I dont have the self-discipline for diets; I break rules I set for myself, so I try and eat more healthily, juice more, and avoid sugar.

When I write, I create really absurd situations which become false because I am after the joke.

If you get 10,000 guys to put their ideal woman into a computer, it still comes out looking like Angelina Jolie.

When I got pregnant with my first child I gained nearly 5st. I did a bit of pretending: "I'm just really small, so I just put on a lot of weight when I'm pregnant." That is true, but I also ate a lot of cake.

The children break all my jewelry, so everything I wear is cheap - from Topshop or Dorothy Perkins.

I start the day with the intention of doing 4,000 sit-ups but then have to work.