When I write, I create really absurd situations which become false because I am after the joke.

I never ever Google myself. That way madness lies.

I start the day with the intention of doing 4,000 sit-ups but then have to work.

I dont have the self-discipline for diets; I break rules I set for myself, so I try and eat more healthily, juice more, and avoid sugar.

One year you go in for auditions, and everybody thinks you're the queen of comedy, and the next year, you're so 'yesterday,' and it's not because you've done anything, or your ability has changed; you haven't been in work because you've been putting on weight and then trying to lose it.

I truly would love to be a designer-label girl, but I am very much High Street.

I'm feeling incredibly Botox-tempted as my face collapses around my shoulders.