I do not understand why, when I ask for grilled lobster in a restaurant, I'm never served a cooked telephone.

I do not believe in my death.

An elegant woman is a woman who despises you and has no hair under her arms.

The reason some portraits don't look true to life is that some people make no effort to resemble their pictures.

I want to perceive and understand the hidden powers and laws of things, in order to have them in my power.

I don't need drugs. I am drugs.

The problem with the youth of today' is that one is no longer part of it.