I do not understand why, when I ask for grilled lobster in a restaurant, I'm never served a cooked telephone.
Everything alters me, but nothing changes me.
It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself.
To be interesting, one has to provoke.
Beauty should be edible, or not at all.
Democratic governments are not suited to the publication of the thunderous revelations I am in the habit of making. The unpublished parts will appear later... when Europe will have restored its traditional monarchies.