When the creations of a genius collide with the mind of a layman, and produce an empty sound, there is little doubt as to which is at fault.

Sometimes I spit on my mother's portrait for pleasure.

Happy is he who causes a scandal

Everything that is contradictory creates life

I do not take drugs. I am drugs.

Life is too short to remain unnoticed

Dali was Renaissance man converted to psychoanalysis.