I believe that the moment is near when by a procedure of active paranoiac thought, it will be possible to systematize confusion and contribute to the total discrediting of the world of reality.

Happy is he who causes a scandal

This grandiose tragedy that we call modern art.

An elegant woman is a woman who despises you and has no hair under her arms.

I will be sof brief, I have already finished.

Beauty should be edible, or not at all.

Picasso is a painter, so am I; Picasso is Spanish, so am I; Picasso is a communist, neither am I.