I do not take drugs. I am drugs.

The true painter must be able, with the most usual things, to have the most unusual ideas.

It is either easy or impossible.

An elegant woman is a woman who despises you and has no hair under her arms.

Whatever happens, my audience mustn't know whether I am spoofing or being serious; and likewise I mustn't know either. I am in a constant interrogation; when does the deep and philosophically valid Dali begin, and where does the looney and preposterous Dali end?

I was never capable of being an average pupil. I would either seem refractory to any teaching and give the impression of being completely dumb or I would fling myself on my work with a frenzy, a patience, and a willingness to learn that astonished everybody. But to awaken my zeal, it was necessary to offer me something I liked. Once my appetite had been whetted, I became ravenously hungry.

I will be sof brief, I have already finished.