It is mostly with your blood, Gala that I paint my pictures

I tried sex once with a woman and that woman was Gala. It was overrated. I tried sex once with a man and that man was the famous juggler Federico Garcia Lorca [the Spanish Surrealist poet]. It was very painful.

Right now I'm the greatest. I don't say this through vanity. It's just that the rest are so bad.

I believe that the moment is near when by a procedure of active paranoiac thought, it will be possible to systematize confusion and contribute to the total discrediting of the world of reality.

The famous soft watches are nothing else than the tender, extravagant, solitary, paranoic-critical camembert oftime and space.

The two greatest strokes of luck that can happen to a painter are (1) to be Spanish, (2) to be called Dali

Do not strive to be a modern artist: it's the one thing, unfortunately, you can't help being.