Every morning when I awake, the greatest of joys is mine: that of being Salvador Dali.

I believe that the moment is near when by a procedure of active paranoiac thought, it will be possible to systematize confusion and contribute to the total discrediting of the world of reality.

The connoisseur does not drink wine but tastes its secrets

I think that the sweetest freedom for a man on earth consists in being able to live, if he likes, without having the need to work.

One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.

This grandiose tragedy that we call modern art.

There comes a moment in every person's life when they realise they adore me.