Every morning when I awake, the greatest of joys is mine: that of being Salvador Dali.

I think that the sweetest freedom for a man on earth consists in being able to live, if he likes, without having the need to work.

The famous soft watches are nothing else than the tender, extravagant, solitary, paranoic-critical camembert oftime and space.

For me, love must be ugly, looks must be divine, and death must be beautiful.

Without hesitation, I place Freud among the heroes. He dispossessed the Jewish people of the greatest and most influential of all heroes-Moses.

What is important is to spread confusion, not eliminate it.

Dali was Renaissance man converted to psychoanalysis.