The only decisions I'm making at the moment are whether I have tea, coffee, toast or cornflakes in the morning.

I couldn't give a s***! He just can't take it. Good old Jose, moaning again.

You know the FA's the richest football association in the world? Well, I shouldn't say that. They're not the richest at all. What they do is they have the biggest turnover in the world with £325m.

The only decisions I'm making at the moment are whether I have tea, coffee, toast or cornflakes in the morning.

There are scientists who will tell you that spirit, because it can’t be measured, doesn’t exist. Bollocks. It does exist.

What I expect is a little more respect from a fellow manager.

Hopefully Andy Carroll has only tweeted his hamstring.