I'm gonna do everything I can to get even with you. I started today when I wrote your name down in 34 telephone booths.

Drew a mustache on your picture, threw your ring away.

Matty told Hatty about a thing she saw, had two big horns and a wooly jaw.

I'd like to know how to catch a girl. I've caught frogs, I've caught snakes, earthworms.

Now listen little pigs, I'm gonna let you off the hook if you open the door.

I've been all over this big old world, hey looking for a ring-dang-do.

Hey there, Little Red Riding Hood, you sure are looking good. You're everything a big bad wolf could want.