I'm gonna do everything I can to get even with you. I started today when I wrote your name down in 34 telephone booths.
Now listen little pigs, I'm gonna let you off the hook if you open the door.
I'd like to know how to catch a girl. I've caught frogs, I've caught snakes, earthworms.
Drew a mustache on your picture, threw your ring away.
Matty told Hatty about a thing she saw, had two big horns and a wooly jaw.
I've been all over this big old world, hey looking for a ring-dang-do.