If I would go up on a high note, Eddie would want a low one. That's how petty the situation had become.

Sometimes you're afraid to fall in love with a chick, but she sucks you in anyway.

If I would have ever dreamed that I wouldn't be in Van Halen anymore and was going to have resume my solo career again, I would have never contributed anything towards my own greatest hits package.

Stop looking out, start looking in. Be your own best friend. Stand up and say, hey, this is mine!

There are a lot of people going around where an alien took over their body, and their soul will actually leave and be, like, in a sleep or in a near-death situation.

I had been in Africa for six weeks on a safari with my family. I said, "You know, I made a lot of money. I am getting kind of burned out. I really want to do something special." So I went on this extended trip to Egypt, Kenya, Sardinia - I really did it, man. I was coming home, and while I was gone, they changed the speed limit from 65 to 55.

I would rather sing about my love affair or about a woman or to a woman than some guys any day.