But what matter whether I was born or not, have lived or not, am dead or merely dying. I shall go on doing as I have always done, not knowing what it is I do, nor who I am, nor where I am, nor if I am.

Nothing is funnier than unhappiness, I grant you that. Yes, yes, it's the most comical thing in the world.

If I was dead, I wouldn't know I was dead. That's the only thing I have against death. I want to enjoy my death.

Women are all the bloody sameyou can't love for five minutes without wanting it abolished in brats and house bloody wifery.

In the landscape of extinction, precision is next to godliness.

The old endless chain of love, tolerance, indifference, aversion and disgust

Humbly to ask a favour of people who are on the point of knocking your brains out sometimes produces good results.