Genius might be described as a supreme capacity for getting its possessors into trouble of all kinds
A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep him from the commission of all sins, or nearly all, save those worth committing.
Life is not an exact science, it is an art.
Be virtuous and you will be vicious.
Women can stand a beating except when it is with their own weapons.
There is such a thing as doing good that evil may come.