The voice of the Lord is the voice of common sense, which is shared by all that is.
My main wish is to get my books into other people's rooms, and to keep other people's books out of mine.
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
Morality is the custom of one's country and the current feeling of one's peers.
Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises.
The seven deadly sins: Want of money, bad health, bad temper, chastity, family ties, knowing that you know things, and believing in the Christian religion.