Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.
Samuel ButlerIt is not sufficiently considered in the hour of exultation, that all human excellence is comparative; that no man performs much but in proportion to what other accomplish, or to the time and opportunities which have been allowed him.
Samuel ButlerJustice is my being allowed to do whatever I like. Injustice is whatever prevents my doing so.
Samuel ButlerThe public buys its opinions as it buys its meat, or takes in its milk, on the principle that it is cheaper to do this than to keep a cow. So it is, but the milk is more likely to be watered.
Samuel Butler