Television has raised writing to a new low.

Coffee isn't my cup of tea.

What we need now is some new, fresh clichés.

[when asked by his secretary if she should destroy all files that were over ten years old] Yes, but keep copies.

The scene is dull. Tell him to put more life into his dying.

I have been laid up with intentional flu.

I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five years.