A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime twittering - anon Twitter has raised writing to a new low.
Don't worry about the war. It's all over but the shooting.
I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
Let's bring it up to date with some snappy nineteenth century dialogue.
This makes me so sore it gets my dandruff up.