The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead.

Every director bites the hand that lays the golden egg.

I don't care if it doesn't make a nickel. I just want every man, woman, and child in America to see it.

Don't pay any attention to the critics; don't even ignore them.

I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it.

God makes stars. I just produce them.

A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.