If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

Ninety percent of the art of living consists of getting along with people you cannot stand.

I want to make a picture about the Russian secret police - the GOP.

Gentlemen, I want you to know that I am not always right, but I am never wrong.

Let's have some new cliches.

Please write music like Wagner, only louder.

I'm living beyond my means, but I can afford it.